Once upon a time there was a small ISP called Woaf Tech. It doesn't exist any more.
Here's a picture of a goat to cheer you up:

If you had an account on dog.woaf.net then you still do (unless it was lost in the great disk crash of 2009.) Shell, web and email services will continue to be maintained by the old Woaf Tech crew. If you want to buy something then talk to the nice people at LCHost who own AS25098 these days.